The Original Orange Drumpf Ping Pong Ball! Big league balls are fun for the whole family!

Have you ever wanted to play a game of skill with the President of the United States? What about just having a beer with him, or leaving him in a cup of warm flat beer all night? Well, today is your lucky day! Step right up and snag yourself some of the ultimate, most beautiful, finest and most tremendous, tremendous, tremendous presidential chotchkies EVER! 

Donald J. Trump has brought one very part-time job back to New York City where this one-of-a-kind orange ping pong ball is handmade in my Hell's Kitchen living room. All these Presidental ping pong balls are bespoke pieces of art, and all you need to do is tell me how many you want by hitting the add to cart button. 

Sign-up for the pre-order now, don't be a SAD LOSER!!!! Don't let your so-called friends use alternative facts to judge you by, get some of my perfect balls to show the world how you really feel.

*Legal mumbo-jumbo I'm half making up because I'm not a lawyer, but you're beautiful people and I love all of you so here goes nothing. These products have not been tested on animals, adult humans or cute kids. So, I have no idea what will happen if you actually play beer pong with these balls, so use at your own risk and all that jazzy legalese stuff.